

A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat
Episodes

Thursday Dec 14, 2017
S1E1 - An Unexamined Life
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they learn something about the games, or themselves? Will they lose their minds? Find out, as a six episode season one chronicling the first Final Fantasy game unfolds.
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
patreon.com/nockat

Thursday Dec 28, 2017
S1E2 - Top of Our Rope
Thursday Dec 28, 2017
Thursday Dec 28, 2017
It's the beginning of day two, and we start out in good spirits. But how long can you stay in good spirits when playing the original Final Fantasy? How long until you get to the end of your rope? Find out, as we ask the question "does anything we do in life really matter?"
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
patreon.com/nockat

Thursday Jan 04, 2018
S1E3 - At Rope's End
Thursday Jan 04, 2018
Thursday Jan 04, 2018
It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash at 2am.
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
patreon.com/nockat

Thursday Jan 11, 2018
S1E4 - We Can't Keep Doing This
Thursday Jan 11, 2018
Thursday Jan 11, 2018
Day 3: Join us in our Lynchian nightmare, checking rooms full of rooms. Jeff unleashes his rage, Ryan tells a boring story, and we finally ask some deep questions.
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
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Thursday Jan 18, 2018
S1E5 - The One Where We Beat the Game
Thursday Jan 18, 2018
Thursday Jan 18, 2018
It’s the penultimate episode of the season. Jeff’s dog tries to save us but we’re too far gone, the light at the end of the tunnel reverse zooms away, and we start really testing our audience.
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
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Thursday Jan 25, 2018
S1E6 - An Examined Life
Thursday Jan 25, 2018
Thursday Jan 25, 2018
It’s the season one finale. Ryan has thoughts on epiphanies and microwaves, we actually beat the game, then we reflect on this whole experience, trying to find worth in worthlessness.
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
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Thursday Feb 22, 2018
Season 2 Preview
Thursday Feb 22, 2018
Thursday Feb 22, 2018
A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the SNES classic "Final Fantasy IV"... or Final Fantasy II, depending on who you ask.
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
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Thursday Mar 01, 2018
S2E1 - A Fresh Extraordinarily Long Journey
Thursday Mar 01, 2018
Thursday Mar 01, 2018
It's season 2! Jeff and Ryan embark on an all new journey to play Final Fantasy IV. A journey full of characters, and cutscenes, and dialogue, and more dialogue. Will our hosts learn to make better life choices? Find out the obvious answer to that question and more, on a new season that's probably going to be around 13 episodes.
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
patreon.com/nockat

Thursday Mar 08, 2018
S2E2 - This Is Not Final Fantasy One
Thursday Mar 08, 2018
Thursday Mar 08, 2018
We try to keep our minds sharp, attempt to move on from our previous experience, deconstruct some classic jokes, and break through road blocks in the game.
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
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Thursday Mar 15, 2018
S2E3 - The Art of the Ordeals
Thursday Mar 15, 2018
Thursday Mar 15, 2018
The game continues… which, admittedly, could be said in almost any of these episode descriptions.
Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com
@NOCKATpodcast
patreon.com/nockat