No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
S4E25 - Chekhov’s Howitzer

S4E25 - Chekhov’s Howitzer

September 12, 2019

Tifa wakes up from a week long coma, only to be put in a public execution! But Weapon attacks and we escape on an airship! The tyranny of disk 1 is over.

 

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S4E24 - Class of Jenova

S4E24 - Class of Jenova

September 5, 2019

We challenge the ice cliff and make it to the big reunion! There’s a tornado of insanity at the center of a crater in the north, and everyone’s coming. What will get unleashed here? How bad can Ultimate Destruction Magic really be?

 

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S4E23 - What Is Weapon?

S4E23 - What Is Weapon?

August 29, 2019

It’s the start of disk 2! We leave the City of the Ancients and climb up to Snow Town. We learn about Weapon, Professor Gast’s past, and Aeris’s birth! Then we hop on a snowboard and immediately slam into a wall.

 

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S4E22 - Is This When It Happens?

S4E22 - Is This When It Happens?

August 22, 2019

We get the Lunar Harp and unlock the Forest of the Ancients, leading the way to the City of the Ancients. What will happen down here? It is, finally, the end of disk one.

 

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S4E21 - The Minigame Temple

S4E21 - The Minigame Temple

August 15, 2019

It’s time to take on the Temple of the Ancients, a dungeon with a ton of crappy, difficult parts! We meet the time guardian, fight a wall, and watch a close friend sacrifice himself for our benefit. Or did he? Find out this week!

 

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S4E20 - Enchantment Night

S4E20 - Enchantment Night

August 8, 2019

It’s time for a date with Aeris! Let’s participate in a play! Let’s ride a confusing gondola! Let’s get betrayed by the one person we know is working for the bad guys! Also, Jeff gets confused by cartoon logic.

 

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S4E19 - There’s Too Many Casinos In this Casino

S4E19 - There’s Too Many Casinos In this Casino

August 1, 2019

We need to find the keystone, and some rich guy has it, so we wander the world aimlessly! We find some hidden secrets! We race more chocobos! Come hang out!

 

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S4E18 - Get Some Goddamned Tea!

S4E18 - Get Some Goddamned Tea!

July 25, 2019

We finally make it to Rocket Town and find the most belligerent spaceship captain you could imagine! Why is he so mean? His dreams were crushed. But he was mean before that too. Anyway, we take off in the Tiny Bronco but get shot down and land in the water. Good thing this airboat floats!

 

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S4E17 - We’re Here for the Reunion

S4E17 - We’re Here for the Reunion

July 18, 2019

We make it to Nibelheim and it’s not burned down! We get an invitation to the reunion, so we go into the Shinra mansion and start trying to figure out how to open a safe. Then we look in the basement and find a vampire? Is he a vampire or was he just asleep for 5 years? And where is the reunion anyway? It’s not at the top of the mountain?? It’s not… at the place we were all at together 5 years ago?

 

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S4E16 - Put This Under Your Tongue

S4E16 - Put This Under Your Tongue

July 11, 2019

Welcome to Cosmo Canyon, where the secrets of the universe are kept! We meet Bugenhagen, and he teaches us all about Red XIII’s past. Apparently Red’s name was actually Nanaki, and he’s a very old child. His father was a wastrel! Or was he?! Get ready for some TM!

 

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