

A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat
Episodes

4 days ago
S7E8 - Hot for Lowell
4 days ago
4 days ago
We continue exploring the grand city of Lindblum. We find our old Tantalus hideout, chase around an actor named Lowell, go out on a ledge with Dagger, and finally participate in the Festival of the Hunt. Can we beat the great hunter, Freya?
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Thursday Sep 14, 2023
S7E7 - Big in Lindblum
Thursday Sep 14, 2023
Thursday Sep 14, 2023
We make it to the grand city of Lindblum, and meet the Cid of this game. He’s been turned into a bug. We explore the big city, and meet Zidane’s old friend Freya. Then we learn about the festival of the hunt.
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Thursday Sep 07, 2023
S7E6 - I Exist Only to Kill
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
It’s day 2, and we start out by making breakfast, a twist on Matty Matheson’s bologna bowl. Ryan brings the legendarily bad player’s guide, so we dive into that nonsense. Then we finally get out of the town of Dali, sailing an airship through South Gate while fighting off a Black Waltz.
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Thursday Aug 31, 2023
S7E5 - Gee Whiz, a Windmill
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
We make it to the town of Dali, and get hit by a series of Active Time Events. Why is everyone so interested in Vivi? What’s the deal with this cat? Why does this game want to stop us so much? Vivi gets kidnapped, then we end the night and open Brentt’s gifts.
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Thursday Aug 24, 2023
S7E4 - Food Brain
Thursday Aug 24, 2023
Thursday Aug 24, 2023
We take on the Ice Cave, which is completely overrun with ice. After fighting the Black Waltz 1, we find Final Fantasy school number 2. Also, Jeff makes slider sandwiches.
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Thursday Aug 17, 2023
S7E3 - A Lot of World Map Out Here
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
It’s time to find the princess and escape the Evil Forest. We kill the mother Rosebug, which causes everything including Blank to get completely petrified. Outside Evil Forest, the gang takes stock of their situation. We hit Final Fantasy school part 1, then finally have our first real walk around on the world map.
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Thursday Aug 10, 2023
S7E2 - Alter Reality by Speaking
Thursday Aug 10, 2023
Thursday Aug 10, 2023
The crew of Tantalus continues the consensual kidnapping of Princess Garnet during the big annual performance of “I Want to Be Your Canary”. There’s stage fights on stage fights, and no one knows what’s real, especially Steiner. Then it’s time for the daring escape, which will go off with plenty of hitches. Also, we try a box of exotic bananas.
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Thursday Aug 03, 2023
S7E1 - Full Whimsy
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
It’s finally time to play Final Fantasy IX! In the Kingdom of Alexandria, we meet an ensemble of disparate characters, all excited to see or perform in the big play “I Want to Be Your Canary”. Can Zidane and the ragtag crew of Tantalus impress Queen Brahne while executing a secret mission to kidnap Princess Garnet? Will there be any dramatic twists along the way? What’s Vivi’s deal? It’s a wild and whimsical opening for series creator Hironobu Sakaguchi’s final hurrah, and the last mainline Final Fantasy to be released for the Playstation 1.
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Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Season 7 Pregame
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
It’s time to pregame. Get hyped with us to start a gigantic adventure as we prepare to begin playing Final Fantasy IX! We’ve got cameras on our heads this season, so we recorded the morning of the first play session, from waking up to starting the game. We’re finally back. We’ve missed you all.
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Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Prelaunch Celebration
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Hey guys, wanted to update you all on our upcoming season’s premiere date, and talk about some of the Final Fantasy stuff going on right now. We got the chance to attend the FFXVI prelaunch celebration fan event, and brought along our recorder! So we talk about that, share some feelings on the new FFVII Rebirth trailer, and let you all know that the new season will be premiering July 27th (or July 24th for Patreon subscribers). Can’t wait to share the upcoming journey with you all. It’s been too long, but the hiatus is coming to an end!