No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
S5E10 - The Tortoise and the Hare Paradox

S5E10 - The Tortoise and the Hare Paradox

August 6, 2020

It’s time for Castle Dist and the Hiryuus! We look for some royalty free music, die a lot, and discuss getting involved in the chonk community.

 

T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat

Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com

@NOCKATpodcast

patreon.com/nockat

S5E9 - I Paid In Time to Watch Pixels Move

S5E9 - I Paid In Time to Watch Pixels Move

July 30, 2020

We meet Layla who sabotages us, so we take her ship, but then we ask her to join us cause why not. Then we make it to the Tropical Cave to find an item we don’t know we need yet. We spend some time leveling, learn a lesson we hadn’t learned in a while, and rant about Fallout 76.

 

T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat

Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com

@NOCKATpodcast

patreon.com/nockat

S5E8 - Booty Call

S5E8 - Booty Call

July 23, 2020

We take on the Warship, do some meditation, discuss Picard, watch Booty Call, and wind up having a great moment in gaming! Also, a few fun facts to tell your kids.

 

T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat

Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com

@NOCKATpodcast

patreon.com/nockat

S5E7 - I’m Learning Nothing

S5E7 - I’m Learning Nothing

July 16, 2020

We get Gordon and start leveling him so we can take on Kashoun Keep. We talk some more about a world where dogs have hands, get the Sunflame, and then try to get to the Chocobo Forest…

 

T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat

Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com

@NOCKATpodcast

patreon.com/nockat

S5E6 - Hands for Dogs

S5E6 - Hands for Dogs

July 9, 2020

It’s time to learn how to properly level up in this game, which is mentally taxing. Some people let themselves onto Jeff’s patio, we discuss a world where dogs have hands, and then we try to take down Kashoun.

 

Go to humanesociety.org and donate now to help end puppy mills!

 

T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat

Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com

@NOCKATpodcast

patreon.com/nockat

S5E5 - 10 Reasons to Play FF2

S5E5 - 10 Reasons to Play FF2

July 2, 2020

We take on the Ice Cave and get the Goddess Bell, which lets us go to Kashoun to get the Egil Torch to get the Sunflame so we can use the Pass to destroy the Warship. We meet Gordon, who we already forgot, so we assume he’s some random guy that sucks at fighting.

 

T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat

Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com

@NOCKATpodcast

patreon.com/nockat

S5E4 - How Are There Still Video Games

S5E4 - How Are There Still Video Games

June 25, 2020

It’s day 2 of play and we gotta get the Pass to get onto the Warship. But then we find out we need to get the Goddess Bell to get the Egil Torch to carry the Sunflame so we can then use that Pass to get onto the airship. And so we talk to Josef who says we actually need the Sled first before all of that. So we head back to the Semite Cave so we can enter the Ice Cave.

 

T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat

Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com

@NOCKATpodcast

patreon.com/nockat

S5E3 - Sometimes You Don’t Say

S5E3 - Sometimes You Don’t Say

June 18, 2020

We check out the extremely slow moving world map and begin exploring the area with a bunch of towns! We meet Cid, experiment with a Sodastream, and read a calendar of nice Jewish guys! Also we go to the Semite Cave to get the Mithril.

 

T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat

Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com

@NOCKATpodcast

patreon.com/nockat

S5E2 - That’s Not Something We Know

S5E2 - That’s Not Something We Know

June 11, 2020

We begin reading about the insane depths this game’s leveling system will take us to. We didn’t talk to everyone twice, so we explore around and get shut down at every turn. Will this be what the whole game will be like? Kinda, but not exactly.

 

T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat

Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com

@NOCKATpodcast

patreon.com/nockat

S5E1 - Nothing to Learn

S5E1 - Nothing to Learn

June 4, 2020
We set out on yet another adventure, but this time we aren’t too excited, because we played Final Fantasy II!! Will we be able to even figure out how to play this game? Will it be the one that finally destroys us? And guys… have you seen Cats? Join us as we embark on a different kind of season.
 
T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat
@NOCKATpodcast