No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
S4E8 - Follow the Bird

S4E8 - Follow the Bird

May 16, 2019

A new day dawns with a jarring children’s music video that will set the tone for the morning. We eat an extremely unhealthy breakfast, do the dishes, and then get down to business. Can we catch a chicken? What vegetable is the best? Is ChocoBilly a scam artist? The answers to all of these questions are unclear!

 

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S4E7 - Memory Mansion

S4E7 - Memory Mansion

May 9, 2019

It’s time for the big flashback that explains what this game is all about. Cloud and Sephiroth are in Nibelheim, and Tifa is going to guide them up the mountain to a reactor. But when Sephiroth finds a library full of forbidden knowledge, plans change, and Seph chooses to free Jenova and take over the world or something. So he burns down the village and Cloud goes to confront him. And that’s the end of the story! I’m sure that’s all there is to it too…

 

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S4E6 - The Sword in the President’s Back

S4E6 - The Sword in the President’s Back

May 2, 2019

We find the President of Shinra Incorporated is dead! But his son is taking over and he’s even worse. So we escape the building on a motorcycle and a minivan, and finally breathe fresh air for the first time in this game.

 

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S4E5 - An Item to Come Back For

S4E5 - An Item to Come Back For

April 25, 2019

We make our way up through the frustrating puzzle floors of the Shinra building. Who would build a place like this? Working here must suck. Anyway, we eventually find Hojo’s “experiment” on Aeris, and meet Red XIII.

 

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S4E4 - Man of Stealth

S4E4 - Man of Stealth

April 18, 2019

It’s time to make the big climb from the bottom of society to the absolute top. Can we jump to a bar? Will these stairs ever end? Can we make it to the top? GIVE ME A KEYCARD!

 

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S4E3 - An Avalanche of Metal

S4E3 - An Avalanche of Metal

April 11, 2019

It’s time to dress Cloud up as a woman and con our way into a “dilettante’s” bedroom. But he’s one step ahead of us with a trap door that leads to a sewer. So we pick ourselves up by the bootstraps and try to stop the Turks from dropping a giant metal plate on the slums. Will we succeed? Find out this week!

 

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S4E2 - Get in the Car!

S4E2 - Get in the Car!

April 4, 2019

Let’s go grocery shopping and eat breakfast, then start the game! Aeris’s mom wants us to ghost her, so we try to sneak past her bedroom at night… but she catches up to us anyway. We walk through a junkyard, meet a guy who are sick, and finally make it to Wall Market.

 

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S4E1 Part 2 - Our Plan Isn’t Going to Plan

S4E1 Part 2 - Our Plan Isn’t Going to Plan

March 28, 2019

We wake up and head to Final Fantasy school to learn all about save points. Then we blow up another Mako reactor, meet President Shinra, and fight his floor buffer. After that Cloud falls off a bridge, slams through a church roof, and lands directly in Aeris’s heart.

 

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S4E1 Part 1 - A Game for Grown Ass Teenagers

S4E1 Part 1 - A Game for Grown Ass Teenagers

March 28, 2019

The epic adventure of Final Fantasy VII begins in a dark cyberpunk city controlled by an evil energy company. Can our group of terrorists blow up their oil rigs? Or will this game be too difficult to navigate? Is that a place we can go? WHERE IS CLOUD ON THIS SCREEN?!?

 

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Season 4 Pregame

Season 4 Pregame

March 21, 2019

Get ready for Final Fantasy VII! Come pregame with us and get drunk on excitement, as we embark on the journey to the journey. We’ll discuss our knowledge of the game going into it, what the plan for the season is, and what foods we should make. Settle in with us, as we drive up to the cabin and prepare for the epic adventure that is Final Fantasy VII.

 

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