A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat!
We meet Strago and Relm, who are living in a town of definitely not wizards. We learn all about fires and the effectiveness of Flames B. Gone. Then we find the images of THE statues, fight an old friend again, and learn how to paint. Then Kefka finally reveals his plans and floats a continent into the sky.
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We ask questions about the mail, have a conversation that should only be had in college, and eat Emperor Gestahl’s Big Goofy Dinner!
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It’s the ultimate flashback episode, as we find out all about Terra’s conception. Then we formulate a new plan, but run into trouble when we can’t decide if a word map is better than a dot map. Eventually we open the sealed gate. Also, plazas.
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A new day dawns and it’s time to go to the Magitek research facility to get wayyyy too many espers. We meet Cid, learn about one way elevators, and end up on a siezurescape minecart ride that we’ll never forget.
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We’ve put on our finest cause it’s time for the Opera! Celes looks just like Maria, so she’s in for an adventure of trying to remember her lines while Locke cries from the balcony. After learning about so many of our characters dark pasts, we finally learn about Jeff’s dark past, and an experience with hubris that he quickly forgot.
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We start the No One Can Know About This time capsule as we enter Zozo, the poor town where everyone is a liar. We learn about a movie pitch that will sadly never be, we find Terra, and we work to solve a clock puzzle that almost destroys us.
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We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimlessly to see if a cutscene exists. Then it turns into a flashback episode as we start to learn about our various dark pasts!
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We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adventure that ends in sadness. Then we jump off a waterfall and meet a feral child, while Jeff starts reading an epically long article…
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It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episodes (which, as YOU are aware, didn’t end up happening), we start the game over. But first we regroup and reorient by going out for clotted cream ingredients and new types of banana. Come hang out with us for the most unusual episode of the series so far. And by the end, we’re back to where we left off!
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It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Man Cider. Then we meet Cyan, and fail to stop his castle from being poisoned. Then we make a discovery that will reverberate throughout the rest of the season.
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