No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
S4E20 - Enchantment Night

S4E20 - Enchantment Night

August 8, 2019

It’s time for a date with Aeris! Let’s participate in a play! Let’s ride a confusing gondola! Let’s get betrayed by the one person we know is working for the bad guys! Also, Jeff gets confused by cartoon logic.

 

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S4E19 - There’s Too Many Casinos In this Casino

S4E19 - There’s Too Many Casinos In this Casino

August 1, 2019

We need to find the keystone, and some rich guy has it, so we wander the world aimlessly! We find some hidden secrets! We race more chocobos! Come hang out!

 

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S4E18 - Get Some Goddamned Tea!

S4E18 - Get Some Goddamned Tea!

July 25, 2019

We finally make it to Rocket Town and find the most belligerent spaceship captain you could imagine! Why is he so mean? His dreams were crushed. But he was mean before that too. Anyway, we take off in the Tiny Bronco but get shot down and land in the water. Good thing this airboat floats!

 

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S4E17 - We’re Here for the Reunion

S4E17 - We’re Here for the Reunion

July 18, 2019

We make it to Nibelheim and it’s not burned down! We get an invitation to the reunion, so we go into the Shinra mansion and start trying to figure out how to open a safe. Then we look in the basement and find a vampire? Is he a vampire or was he just asleep for 5 years? And where is the reunion anyway? It’s not at the top of the mountain?? It’s not… at the place we were all at together 5 years ago?

 

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S4E16 - Put This Under Your Tongue

S4E16 - Put This Under Your Tongue

July 11, 2019

Welcome to Cosmo Canyon, where the secrets of the universe are kept! We meet Bugenhagen, and he teaches us all about Red XIII’s past. Apparently Red’s name was actually Nanaki, and he’s a very old child. His father was a wastrel! Or was he?! Get ready for some TM!

 

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S4E15 - Ice 2 Be Back Doing Business 2gether

S4E15 - Ice 2 Be Back Doing Business 2gether

July 4, 2019

We find the town of Gongaga, meet the Turks again and find out who they’re shipping for, then finally make it to Cosmo Canyon before ending the night. But wait, there’s more! Join us for breakfast the following morning too!

 

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S4E14 - The Inside Track at the Track

S4E14 - The Inside Track at the Track

June 27, 2019

Continuing the exploration of the Gold Saucer, we fall deep into a gambling addiction cycle, and eventually get blamed for a massacre. So we get thrown into Corel prison, where Barret has some demons to settle. Demons named Dyne.

 

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S4E13 - The Fapping of Wings

S4E13 - The Fapping of Wings

June 20, 2019

We make it to the Gold Saucer, but don’t have enough money to get in, so it’s grind time. Then we begin the exploration of this ridiculous casino, learning a bit about Barret’s past, meeting a cat riding a Moogle, and playing an arcade game about Moogle reproduction!

 

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S4E12 - Members of SAILOR

S4E12 - Members of SAILOR

June 13, 2019

We’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something shows up and we have to fight his mom’s arm? Anyway, we make it to beautiful Costa Del Sol and enjoy a wonderful town walkabout.

 

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S4E11 - Lunch

S4E11 - Lunch

June 6, 2019

Welcome to an intermission. Come eat Sloppy Joe’s with us. It’s a delicious meat sludge! We also discuss the game experience so far, what humanity is up to, and remember a Rodney Dangerfield movie that apparently never existed.

 

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