A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat
Episodes
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
S7E18 - Can You Grok That, Mate?
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
It’s the big return to Alexandria. We gotta rescue Dagger before Brahne beheads her. Will we make it in time? It’s the return of the timer. 30 minutes on the clock.
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Thursday Nov 23, 2023
S7E17 - Reborn Solid Silicone Sasquatch Bigfoot Hybrid Baby
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
Thursday Nov 23, 2023
We fail to find bananas. Then we dance the ancient dance of Darude’s Sandstorm. Then the tornado disappears, and we’ve got to defend Cleyra from an attack.
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Thursday Nov 16, 2023
S7E16 - Potatoes Today
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
We start day 4 by getting tense about breakfast and going to the supermarket. Then we explore Cleyra, making our way up the trunk and eventually fighting an antlion.
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Thursday Nov 09, 2023
S7E15 - Bookenhagen
Thursday Nov 09, 2023
Thursday Nov 09, 2023
We talk to Dr. Tot, who shows us the Gargan Roo, which takes us back to Alexandria Castle. Then we pick up with Zidane and company, who head toward the city of Cleyra.
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Thursday Nov 02, 2023
S7E14 - Losers Who Want Attention
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
We enter the Dark City of Treno, and begin active time eventing our way around, looking for supersoft. Eventually, we meet Dr. Tot.
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Thursday Oct 26, 2023
S7E13 - An Atmosphere of Completely Chill Chaos
Thursday Oct 26, 2023
Thursday Oct 26, 2023
It’s day 3! We check out a GameFan magazine, make breakfast, talk about bad restaurant ideas, and then we stop off in Dali before finally reaching Treno.
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Thursday Oct 19, 2023
S7E12 - No Two Bananas Look the Same
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
The team finally makes it to Burmecia, the City of Eternal Rain. The place is completely destroyed, with Freya’s people decimated. Then we confront General Beatrix and Queen Brahne herself, who’s hanging out with a mysterious man named Kuja.
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Thursday Oct 12, 2023
S7E11 - Schadenkupo
Thursday Oct 12, 2023
Thursday Oct 12, 2023
It’s time to take on Gizamaluke’s Grotto, on the way toward Burmecia. The place is overrun with black mages and bell doors. Is Vivi one of these evil puppets? Who can say.
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Thursday Oct 05, 2023
S7E10 - Stay Hydrated and Do Side Quests
Thursday Oct 05, 2023
Thursday Oct 05, 2023
Slowly making our way toward Gizamaluke’s Grotto, we get side tracked by grinding, Chocobo Hot and Cold, and frog catching in the Marsh.
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Thursday Sep 28, 2023
S7E9 - 17 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Started the Boxing Reflex Ball
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
Burmecia is under attack. We must go there with Freya to save the city! But Dagger has other plans. Then we fart around on the world map, playing with a puzzle ball and reflex ball.
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