No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
S4E15 - Ice 2 Be Back Doing Business 2gether

S4E15 - Ice 2 Be Back Doing Business 2gether

July 4, 2019

We find the town of Gongaga, meet the Turks again and find out who they’re shipping for, then finally make it to Cosmo Canyon before ending the night. But wait, there’s more! Join us for breakfast the following morning too!

 

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S4E14 - The Inside Track at the Track

S4E14 - The Inside Track at the Track

June 27, 2019

Continuing the exploration of the Gold Saucer, we fall deep into a gambling addiction cycle, and eventually get blamed for a massacre. So we get thrown into Corel prison, where Barret has some demons to settle. Demons named Dyne.

 

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S4E13 - The Fapping of Wings

S4E13 - The Fapping of Wings

June 20, 2019

We make it to the Gold Saucer, but don’t have enough money to get in, so it’s grind time. Then we begin the exploration of this ridiculous casino, learning a bit about Barret’s past, meeting a cat riding a Moogle, and playing an arcade game about Moogle reproduction!

 

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S4E12 - Members of SAILOR

S4E12 - Members of SAILOR

June 13, 2019

We’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something shows up and we have to fight his mom’s arm? Anyway, we make it to beautiful Costa Del Sol and enjoy a wonderful town walkabout.

 

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S4E11 - Lunch

S4E11 - Lunch

June 6, 2019

Welcome to an intermission. Come eat Sloppy Joe’s with us. It’s a delicious meat sludge! We also discuss the game experience so far, what humanity is up to, and remember a Rodney Dangerfield movie that apparently never existed.

 

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S4E10 - An Opportunity to Be Beavis and Butthead

S4E10 - An Opportunity to Be Beavis and Butthead

May 30, 2019

We finally make it to Junon, a two tier city with poor people on the bottom and military on top. Cloud makes Mr. Dolphin jump for him after performing CPR on a little girl. Then we make it to the parade just in time to mess it all up.

 

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S4E9 - Stockholm Syndrome Is Setting In

S4E9 - Stockholm Syndrome Is Setting In

May 23, 2019

After making it through the cave and saying hello to the Turks, we discover a tower with a giant bird on top. What is this place? Why do they need our money? Can we help them? Hang on a second… we need to go grind in the woods.

 

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S4E8 - Follow the Bird

S4E8 - Follow the Bird

May 16, 2019

A new day dawns with a jarring children’s music video that will set the tone for the morning. We eat an extremely unhealthy breakfast, do the dishes, and then get down to business. Can we catch a chicken? What vegetable is the best? Is ChocoBilly a scam artist? The answers to all of these questions are unclear!

 

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S4E7 - Memory Mansion

S4E7 - Memory Mansion

May 9, 2019

It’s time for the big flashback that explains what this game is all about. Cloud and Sephiroth are in Nibelheim, and Tifa is going to guide them up the mountain to a reactor. But when Sephiroth finds a library full of forbidden knowledge, plans change, and Seph chooses to free Jenova and take over the world or something. So he burns down the village and Cloud goes to confront him. And that’s the end of the story! I’m sure that’s all there is to it too…

 

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S4E6 - The Sword in the President’s Back

S4E6 - The Sword in the President’s Back

May 2, 2019

We find the President of Shinra Incorporated is dead! But his son is taking over and he’s even worse. So we escape the building on a motorcycle and a minivan, and finally breathe fresh air for the first time in this game.

 

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