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![No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2260765/NOCKAT02_3000x3000.jpg)
A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast Support the show at patreon.com/nockat Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat Join the discord: https://discord.gg/pbPbXzaWZ9 NOCKATpodcast P.O. Box 39934 Los Angeles CA 90039
Episodes
![S4E16 - Put This Under Your Tongue](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2260765/IMG_1824_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 11, 2019
S4E16 - Put This Under Your Tongue
Thursday Jul 11, 2019
Thursday Jul 11, 2019
Welcome to Cosmo Canyon, where the secrets of the universe are kept! We meet Bugenhagen, and he teaches us all about Red XIII’s past. Apparently Red’s name was actually Nanaki, and he’s a very old child. His father was a wastrel! Or was he?! Get ready for some TM!
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![S4E15 - Ice 2 Be Back Doing Business 2gether](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2260765/NOCKAT02_3000x3000_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 04, 2019
S4E15 - Ice 2 Be Back Doing Business 2gether
Thursday Jul 04, 2019
Thursday Jul 04, 2019
We find the town of Gongaga, meet the Turks again and find out who they’re shipping for, then finally make it to Cosmo Canyon before ending the night. But wait, there’s more! Join us for breakfast the following morning too!
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![S4E14 - The Inside Track at the Track](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2260765/IMG_4045_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 27, 2019
S4E14 - The Inside Track at the Track
Thursday Jun 27, 2019
Thursday Jun 27, 2019
Continuing the exploration of the Gold Saucer, we fall deep into a gambling addiction cycle, and eventually get blamed for a massacre. So we get thrown into Corel prison, where Barret has some demons to settle. Demons named Dyne.
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![S4E13 - The Fapping of Wings](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2260765/S4E13_-_Image_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 20, 2019
S4E13 - The Fapping of Wings
Thursday Jun 20, 2019
Thursday Jun 20, 2019
We make it to the Gold Saucer, but don’t have enough money to get in, so it’s grind time. Then we begin the exploration of this ridiculous casino, learning a bit about Barret’s past, meeting a cat riding a Moogle, and playing an arcade game about Moogle reproduction!
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![S4E12 - Members of SAILOR](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2260765/NOCKAT02_3000x3000_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
S4E12 - Members of SAILOR
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
We’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something shows up and we have to fight his mom’s arm? Anyway, we make it to beautiful Costa Del Sol and enjoy a wonderful town walkabout.
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![S4E11 - Lunch](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2260765/NOCKAT02_3000x3000_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 06, 2019
S4E11 - Lunch
Thursday Jun 06, 2019
Thursday Jun 06, 2019
Welcome to an intermission. Come eat Sloppy Joe’s with us. It’s a delicious meat sludge! We also discuss the game experience so far, what humanity is up to, and remember a Rodney Dangerfield movie that apparently never existed.
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![S4E10 - An Opportunity to Be Beavis and Butthead](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2260765/NOCKAT02_3000x3000_300x300.jpg)
Thursday May 30, 2019
S4E10 - An Opportunity to Be Beavis and Butthead
Thursday May 30, 2019
Thursday May 30, 2019
We finally make it to Junon, a two tier city with poor people on the bottom and military on top. Cloud makes Mr. Dolphin jump for him after performing CPR on a little girl. Then we make it to the parade just in time to mess it all up.
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![S4E9 - Stockholm Syndrome Is Setting In](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2260765/NOCKAT02_3000x3000_300x300.jpg)
Thursday May 23, 2019
S4E9 - Stockholm Syndrome Is Setting In
Thursday May 23, 2019
Thursday May 23, 2019
After making it through the cave and saying hello to the Turks, we discover a tower with a giant bird on top. What is this place? Why do they need our money? Can we help them? Hang on a second… we need to go grind in the woods.
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![S4E8 - Follow the Bird](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2260765/NOCKAT02_3000x3000_300x300.jpg)
Thursday May 16, 2019
S4E8 - Follow the Bird
Thursday May 16, 2019
Thursday May 16, 2019
A new day dawns with a jarring children’s music video that will set the tone for the morning. We eat an extremely unhealthy breakfast, do the dishes, and then get down to business. Can we catch a chicken? What vegetable is the best? Is ChocoBilly a scam artist? The answers to all of these questions are unclear!
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![S4E7 - Memory Mansion](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2260765/NOCKAT02_3000x3000_300x300.jpg)
Thursday May 09, 2019
S4E7 - Memory Mansion
Thursday May 09, 2019
Thursday May 09, 2019
It’s time for the big flashback that explains what this game is all about. Cloud and Sephiroth are in Nibelheim, and Tifa is going to guide them up the mountain to a reactor. But when Sephiroth finds a library full of forbidden knowledge, plans change, and Seph chooses to free Jenova and take over the world or something. So he burns down the village and Cloud goes to confront him. And that’s the end of the story! I’m sure that’s all there is to it too…
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