A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast Support the show at patreon.com/nockat Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat Join the discord: https://discord.gg/pbPbXzaWZ9 NOCKATpodcast P.O. Box 39934 Los Angeles CA 90039
Episodes
Feb 4, 2021
Feb 4, 2021
1hr 14 min
It’s the big finale of disk 1! The Sorceress is in town, and it’s our job to assassinate her. But we’re just a bunch of teenagers, so we completely fuck this mission up.
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Jan 28, 2021
Jan 28, 2021
38 min
We need to enter the General’s mansion, but in order to do that, we’ve got to find an ID number off of a dead student who tried to take on a nearby dungeon. So we grab the ID, and attempt the dungeon ourselves.
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Jan 21, 2021
Jan 21, 2021
1hr 3 sec
The week begins with a Laguna dream where they take on a dungeon. Then Squall and the gang make it to Galbadia Garden, where the angst factor reaches new heights.
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Jan 14, 2021
Jan 14, 2021
1hr 1 min
We make it to Timber and explore the town, looking for the TV station, but we’re going to need to solve some puzzles to get there. Eventually, we make it to the TV station just in time for Seifer to crash the President’s broadcast.
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Jan 7, 2021
Jan 7, 2021
46 min
It’s time to assist the Forest Owls with their plan to steal the president in his train car. How long does the briefing before the mission need to be? Too long. That’s how long it needs to be.
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Dec 31, 2020
Dec 31, 2020
43 min
We explore more of the school, meet the cafeteria lady, and then get sent on a mission to Timber. But on the train ride there, we all pass out and dream of a few guys who sucked at being soldiers 17 years ago.
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Dec 24, 2020
Dec 24, 2020
1hr 11 sec
Now that we’ve done our first mission, it’s time to graduate and meet our love interest! But not before exploring Balamb, playing the Queen of Cards, and killing a T-Rexaur.
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Dec 17, 2020
Dec 17, 2020
1hr 5 min
It’s time to do the fire cave and meet the rest of our core team! Headmaster Cid sends us on our first big mission, we see the craziest communications tower ever, and get more GFs. The journey has truly begun.
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Dec 10, 2020
Dec 10, 2020
1hr 4 min
Join us for an all new adventure into the world of angsty teenagers, as we play Final Fantasy VIII! A baffling opening cut scene sets the tone for an episode full of tutorials. Will we ever get out of this computer terminal and actually start this game? Find out now!
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Dec 3, 2020
Dec 3, 2020
42 min
Welcome to a whole new season of No One Can Know About This! We played Final Fantasy VIII, and can’t wait to share the journey with you all. Join us for a pregame episode as we set the scene and get stymied trying to begin playing the game. We’ll get going properly on the game next week, so for now, come eat chicken burgers with us and get excited for the most Final Fantasy Final Fantasy of them all!
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