No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
S6E12 - Who Is It On

S6E12 - Who Is It On

February 25, 2021

It’s time to take on the missile base and set the error ratio, but before that we touch the magic lamp in our pocket and fight a Diablos. Will the menus kill Ryan? Find out this week.

 

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S6E11 - Worth It if You’re Crazy

S6E11 - Worth It if You’re Crazy

February 18, 2021

We explore this prison looking for an escape, but there are guys offering items if you beat them in cards. We make our way to the bottom, then to the top, then to the bottom again, then back to the top, only to have to go back to the bottom again, and much like real prison, we feel like we’ll probably die in here.

 

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S6E10 - What Do These Pieces Mean?

S6E10 - What Do These Pieces Mean?

February 11, 2021

We begin disk 2 with a Laguna dream, where he’s taking care of a small town and a girl named Ellone. He does some random encounters, and that’s about it. Then we all wake up in prison, and begin taking our sweet ass time trying to break out.

 

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S6E9 - This Is Why You Don’t Hire 17 Year Olds

S6E9 - This Is Why You Don’t Hire 17 Year Olds

February 4, 2021

It’s the big finale of disk 1! The Sorceress is in town, and it’s our job to assassinate her. But we’re just a bunch of teenagers, so we completely fuck this mission up.

 

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S6E8 - You Kids Lookin’ to Float?

S6E8 - You Kids Lookin’ to Float?

January 28, 2021

We need to enter the General’s mansion, but in order to do that, we’ve got to find an ID number off of a dead student who tried to take on a nearby dungeon. So we grab the ID, and attempt the dungeon ourselves.

 

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S6E7 - Mac Hacks

S6E7 - Mac Hacks

January 21, 2021

The week begins with a Laguna dream where they take on a dungeon. Then Squall and the gang make it to Galbadia Garden, where the angst factor reaches new heights.

 

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S6E6 - Armin Shimerman’s Birthday Episode #2

S6E6 - Armin Shimerman’s Birthday Episode #2

January 14, 2021

We make it to Timber and explore the town, looking for the TV station, but we’re going to need to solve some puzzles to get there. Eventually, we make it to the TV station just in time for Seifer to crash the President’s broadcast.

 

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S6E5 - My Butt Hurts From All This Sitting

S6E5 - My Butt Hurts From All This Sitting

January 7, 2021

It’s time to assist the Forest Owls with their plan to steal the president in his train car. How long does the briefing before the mission need to be? Too long. That’s how long it needs to be.

 

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S6E4 - If I Had This Dream I Would Be So Bored

S6E4 - If I Had This Dream I Would Be So Bored

December 31, 2020

We explore more of the school, meet the cafeteria lady, and then get sent on a mission to Timber. But on the train ride there, we all pass out and dream of a few guys who sucked at being soldiers 17 years ago.

 

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S6E3 - Graduation

S6E3 - Graduation

December 24, 2020

Now that we’ve done our first mission, it’s time to graduate and meet our love interest! But not before exploring Balamb, playing the Queen of Cards, and killing a T-Rexaur.

 

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